How to Write a Twitter How-To Guide

I’VE NOTICED THAT MORE AND MORE PEOPLE are writing How-To guides on using Twitter. I see that they are having fun and though I’ve not really written many How-To guides in my life, I am going to try my hand at writing one now. About how to write a Twitter How-To Guide. Because if these authors think they were having fun before? Wait ’til they apply my magic, but very simple, instructions.

THE FIVE STEP WONDER PROGRAM ON HOW TO WRITE A TWITTER HOW-TO GUIDE

1. Sign up for a Twitter account at Twitter.com. (You have to put http://www. in front of that word to get to your “Internet Destination.”)

2. Use The Twitter for one month. Learn how to use it by following lots of other users. And by reading or viewing one of the 115,000,000 guides already online.

3. Take note of personal feelings when reading tweets. A “Tweet” is one person’s message in your list. “Personal Feelings” are the things inside of you that make you frown or quicken when you read them. “Quicken” means “to come to life when reading crazy shit on Twitter.”

Which “tweets” do you like? Which ones don’t you like? Put the Don’t -Likeones in a Bad box, and the Do-Like ones in a Good box.

5. Now, write a Twitter How-To Guide based on what you’ve seen online and your own boxes of GoodBad.

6. You’re done! Now just kick back and watch the hit counter stack up. (A “hit counter” is an obsolete term that Google® now calls “analytix.”)

Remember to Tweet, now: The How To Write a Twitter How-to Guide http://tinyurl.com/cayub3

UPDATE Thursday, April 23: