Isabella of the Long Underwater Penis
ISABELLA ROSSELINI’S ‘GREEN PORNO’ may be receiving a bit of ridicule by cutesy-boy commentators, but who here doesn’t want to see the talented actress dress from head to toe in a Barnacle costum and grow a long penis that reaches across the scene as she narrates the event?
ISABELLA ROSSELLINI. I have been a huge fan of hers since Blue Velvet which I saw many years ago. I think my admiration for her just grew a bit larger yet. Anyway, it’s good to see that her brief appearance on Friends didn’t mellow her out much.
Green Porno by Isabella Rossellini is apparently a film in which she dresses up as various animals to demonstrate/teach how they reproduce. This first video shows a brief mention of it in a “roundup” of a few different media happenings, as InfoMania promotes it’s Earth Day Special. Although hanging in there until MSNBC’s Joe Shuster gets propz for cramming as many testicle metaphors into a small space as humanly possible, seems only logical after the Rossellini…bit.
Hey, sometimes we need a bit of levity and art up in here!
UPDATE:
Much better. See for yourself.
Praying Mantis:
Spider:
Earthworm:
Bee:
And finally…The Snail.
(sombrero tip to @pazenlavida)
You can watch both season 1 and 2 here: http://www.sundancechannel.com/greenporno/
I…
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-stares-
you know, no. I…wow. Yeah, no. Um.
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she’s a trip! so intense. so funny. ah, love her. one of those people wut carves out their own genres, eh? clearly.