ALL I HAVE TO SAY is that when Paris Hilton is the one to make you look like a dumbass in public? You’ve got some serious problems, my friend(s). Paris Hilton showing up a presidential candidate is like George W Bush being begged by Mensa to spearhead their organization. It’s not something you expect to witness while alive and awake and sane. But that’s our man Mesozoic McCain. Turning reality on its confused, melanoma-riddled head.
Here’s Paris Hilton’s response to John McCain’s “Celebrity” ad, wherein McCain tried to scare the nation by showing how blonde women could actually occupy the same video frame as a black man.
Hilton, without so much as sitting forward, makes a mockery of the McCain Brain. Which ought to scare the nation if they are paying any attention.
John McCain. He’s already dead but nobody wants to embarrass him and say it out loud! He’s like…that guy in The Sixth Sense, if you replace Bruce Willis’ charisma with rotten pie crust and then brush half off. John McCain. He’s that guy at the party with war on the terrorized brain and yesterday’s toilet paper stuck to his shoes. McCain. He’s so delirious from running on a dying motor that he imagines it’s actually winsome to remind everyone that nobody likes him. He forgets we’re everyone…and we already know we don’t like him!