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Tus Mensajes: The Brown Butt

I KNOW YOU DIDN’T EXPECT TO TALK ABOUT THIS on a Wednesday evening, but let’s consider the anus. Oh, it doesn’t have to be yours. I know. You’re like…an Elf. You don’t have one. Anyway, I ask this not for myself, and God knows it’s not for the children, but it’s for “Kelly” who commented [...]

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The Conquest and Theft of América, Pt. 13

ON JULY FIFTEEN OF 2008, Rhode Island Republican Governor Donald L. Carcieri signed an executive “Illegal Immigration Control Order” into law. It begins with some storytelling.
WHEREAS, most Rhode Islanders and most Americans are descendants of immigrants from all regions of the world—